The Last Wish, reviewed

The Last Wish is a set of digital audio recordings. The order page calls it “The First Pineal Gland-Activating Audio Recording”, “Designed to Activate Your Spiritual Senses and Attract Abundance”, and the mockup subtitle reads “Your Guide To Attracting Wealth And Abundance By Activating The Pineal Gland”. In the video the narrator says, “I call these recordings the last wish”, and adds that he “improved and updated” them “with sound engineers”. We have not bought it, so we could not check what the recordings contain.

The seller does not say how many recordings there are or how long each one runs, and we could not verify either, so do not read a track count or a total runtime into the offer. The listening time is also inconsistent. The video says to listen “for 11 minutes each night”; the sales page says the mind “starts to wake up” “in under 7 minutes”; other headlines mention a “7-Sec Ritual” and “In Just 2:11s”.

It is not an app, not a book and not a physical CD. The checkout lists “The Last Wish / Digital Product” and promises immediate access “once payment is approved”. The video page asks for your email first, “to send The Last Wish”, but how the files actually reach you (an email download or a members area) is not shown before purchase.

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The presenter introduces himself as “Danny Kelly” (he says “Dan Kelly” near the end) and says he is “living the end of my days”. We could not verify that this person exists or that his story is true. The seller’s Terms say: “Names and details in marketing materials may be changed or represented by pen names” and “Some scenarios may be dramatized for entertainment purposes.” For that reason we describe him only as the narrator who calls himself Danny Kelly.

In the video’s origin story, about 20 years ago a priest, “Father Michael, the head of St. Anthony’s church”, told him about a parchment from a prayer book “dating back to 309 AD” in the Vatican’s Secret Archives. It shows a brain diagram with the Hebrew word for God at its center, and the priest later gave him a CD of recordings. The video adds that people using the archive “must be over 75 years old”. None of this can be checked, and we do not present it as something that happened. For context, the archive was renamed the Vatican Apostolic Archive in 2019 and is open to qualified researchers.

Many readers will bring their own faith to a page like this, and we are not here to argue with anyone’s beliefs. Our job is narrower: to separate what can be checked (what the pineal gland does, what research says about audio, what the checkout and refund terms say) from what cannot.

1. Open the order page

   Our buttons open the seller’s /main order page, a short text page with no video. The video is on the seller’s home page, which first asks for your email (“Step One: Tell Us Where To Send The Last Wish”).

2. Order through ClickBank

   ClickBank is the retailer. The checkout line reads “The Last Wish / Digital Product”, and it shows your local currency plus local tax, so the final figure can differ from $37.44. An optional add-on appears at checkout, and other offers may follow.

3. Get the recordings

   Checkout promises immediate access once payment is approved. The exact delivery method (an email download or a members area) is not shown before purchase, so we cannot say which one you get. Check spam and promotions folders if nothing arrives.

4. Listen at night

   The seller’s instructions from the video: headphones on, sit comfortably in a dark room, listen for 11 minutes each night, and be consistent. The sales page mentions under 7 minutes, so the timings do not agree.

5. Keep your receipt

   The ClickBank receipt email holds your order number, which you need for any delivery problem or refund request. The charge shows on your card as CLKBANK*TheLastWish.

• The Last Wish recordings. Digital audio, delivered digitally. The number and length of the recordings are not verified.
• Three free gifts listed by the seller on both of its pages (see below).
• A 60-day money-back guarantee under the seller’s Terms and the ClickBank checkout.

Everything is digital. Extra offers may follow checkout and they are optional; you can decline them. We have not reviewed the gifts, so treat them as extras rather than a reason to buy.

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Everything below is a claim made by the seller in the sales video or on the sales pages. None of it is a promise from us. We list each one with our read of the evidence.

1. The pineal gland is “where you meet God” and holds “the key to wealth and abundance”

   The narrator calls it the “hidden part of your mind that holds the key to wealth and abundance”. In biology, the pineal gland is a small gland that makes melatonin and helps set the sleep-wake cycle. Nothing published connects it to money, luck or opportunity.
   Evidence: No evidence for the wealth link

2. “Cherubim” and “cerebrum” share a root

   The video points to the two golden cherubim of Exodus 25 and says “cherubim” shares a root with “cerebrum”. That is the seller’s wordplay: “cherub” is a Hebrew word and “cerebrum” is Latin. It also cites Descartes’ “seat of the soul”, the pine cone statue at the Vatican and Michelangelo’s Creation of Adam. These are symbols and history, not evidence about a recording.
   Evidence: Wordplay, not linguistics

3. The pineal gland “has a retina” and shuts down in light

   This is not accurate for humans. The human pineal gland has no retina. Light reaches it indirectly through the eyes, which is why light at night lowers melatonin. A dark room can be a sensible part of a sleep routine, but that is about melatonin and sleep, not wealth.
   Evidence: Incorrect as stated

4. Fluoride, heavy metals and pesticides “calcify” the gland on purpose

   The video says fluoride in water, heavy metals in grooming products, time indoors and pesticides “cause the pineal gland to calcify and shut down”, and calls this “a deliberate effort”. Calcification of the pineal gland is common with age and shows up on scans. There is no good evidence that “decalcifying” it through diet changes anything, and none that it affects money or luck.
   Evidence: Unproven

5. Calcite crystals are “extremely sensitive to sound”

   The video says calcite micro crystals in the gland are “extremely sensitive to sound” and that certain frequencies “activate” it. We found no published evidence that sound makes pineal calcifications vibrate or activates the gland.
   Evidence: No evidence

6. It works without prayer, meditation, visualization or hard work

   The video says you need none of these and that this is not the law of attraction. Research does support some mental techniques, but not this one: picturing the steps toward a goal and “mental contrasting” (picture the goal, then the obstacles, then make an if-then plan) help people follow through, while pure positive fantasizing about the outcome has been linked to less effort in some studies. Nothing shows that wishing or listening makes money or events appear.
   Evidence: Planning has support, wishing does not

7. “Backed By Research From Harvard and University of Michigan”

   The order page adds “Now confirmed by modern neuroscience”. No study, author or link is named anywhere on the pages, and we could not find a study tied to this product. A university name without a citation is not evidence.
   Evidence: No study named

8. Effortless wealth, and results from the first listen

   The seller says it brings “effortless wealth and abundance”, that “you’ll just receive” what you want (“money, opportunity, love or something else”), that it “begins working from the very first time you use it” and that day-three benefits “could be multiplied tenfold by day ten”.
   Evidence: Seller claims, unverified

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We saw no testimonials on the seller’s pages that we saved. The footer of the order page says testimonials are “forwarded to us by users” and do not guarantee results. The Terms go further: testimonials “may have been compensated or incentivized”, “We do not verify the accuracy of testimonials”, and they “represent exceptional results and may not reflect typical experiences”, with “images or videos” that “may be dramatizations”.

For that reason this page carries no testimonials and no star ratings, and we would not treat any review that comes from the sales funnel as independent. If you want to hear from real buyers, look on open platforms where anyone can post, and give the critical ones extra weight. Our approach to reviewing products is set out in our methodology.

Email lists. Buyers “may be automatically subscribed” to the seller’s email lists, which “may feature products or services related to” the Law of Attraction, spirituality, prayer, astrology, numerology and similar topics. The Terms say these may include third-party offers. Every email has an unsubscribe link.

Small inconsistencies. The seller’s site has no separate contact, FAQ, disclaimer or refund page; the Terms and Privacy are one page. The video page footer links to terms and privacy pages on abundant-life.co, at URLs named “ex-back-thank-you-page”, that cover The Last Wish, The Abundance Brain Accelerator and The Abundance Sequence. ClickBank’s own footer says its role as retailer “does not constitute an endorsement, approval or review of this product”.